Happy Birthday America

Happy Birthday America!

Happy Birthday Iran!

I am both of these people and countries.

Yes I am.

You have a great imagination.

Turning children to countries.

Have to come up with new ways

to steal money.

Iran has weapons!

A war has begun.

What weapons does Iran have?

Water guns.

I am not a track.

You can not loop it.

Can I get the intelligent people in the world

to stop acting stupid?

Empress PAMARB De jure